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There will be brawl, Fighting a battle on Final Destination, Powerful heroes and ferocious demons, Creatures of various backgrounds, Characters never forgotten. Friend and Foe Fighting in the advancing dusk. Rapid arrows hover above, And Damaged opponents transform into Fallen trophies. Forever the brawl continues, Unaware of the fallen and hurt, Unaware of losing their lives. Unaware of fighting an evil monster, Who would soon become a friend. Unaware of losing to a ally, Who will become your foe. Unaware of becoming champions, They struggle to survive. Through day and night, Dusk ’till dawn, Sunny or cloudy, Rain or hail, The brawl continues. But no matter how long a fight, How deadly a battle, How horrifying the circumstances, There is only one champion. The true champion… Is the player that can control it.

Okay, can I just say that I think Donkey Kong Country Returns is the best idea ever?! All right, all right. Maybe it’s not the best idea ever. I sort of miss the action I saw from DK64. But it’s still a lot cooler than some of the recent games I’ve been getting. No need to worry about pounding the heck out of a pair of drums, because I get to pound the heck out of EVERYTHING ELSE!!! It’s awesome to have the feel of the old Donkey Kong Country games back. I mean, if you think about it, the last time I was really playable in one of those was the original! That was years ago! But the fact that they brought back some of the old songs from that game really makes me feel like I haven’t been gone at all. They found some cool uses for lots  [ Read More ]

Hello my fast friends and slow fans. Just wanted to be THE FIRST to wish you a Happy New Year! As we begin another year I just want you know that I haven’t lost the touch. Some people (warning: strong language) have been saying I need to give up the saga for years already. But I’m still the fastest character SEGA has ever made and I still got years of life left in me! Maybe even decades! Anyway, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. Hope it’s a good one! Catch ya laters!

You’re not alone Mario. The rest of us are still loved too. (Well… most of us… ) Don’t believe me? Just check out this awesome paper craft!Подаръци

Just got done reading a Raving Review of Super Mario 64, I’m still a pretty popular guy, despite what some of you may think. Best quote from the article: Even today, despite the dated graphics, Super Mario 64 is still a fantastically fun game. Getting all 120 stars is still a challenge and I’m sure it’d take a good memory jog to even remember where all of them are. It’s just a fun honest game that you don’t need to set aside an hour to play. 12 years later it’s worth keeping the N64 around, even if only for this one game.

I don’t know about you guys, but when I think of my favorite video game song, it’s definitely the DK Rap. This song is simply a classic. I listen to it about 37.5 times a day as I do my monkey workout. It totally gets the blood pumping. It makes me want to sing. It’s a compulsion, I can’t help it… I just gotta… just gotta… oh man, I’m in the groove! H-H-H…Here we go! So they’re finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together if you want to clap As we take you through this fun-ky rap! HUH! D. K.! Donkey Kong! He’s the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He’s finally back to kick some tail! His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it’s gonna hurt! He’s bigger! faster! and stronger  [ Read More ]

Hey ya’ll! Sonic here. Not really one for blogging myself, but when news reached me about Captain Slow-Poke’s post, I needed to correct a few issues. First off, Captain Falcon is not the fastest person on the planet. As a matter of fact, he doesn’t even drive the fastest car on the planet. Anybody can out race Captain Falcon, some of us can even do it on foot. The thing about racing in cars, is that anyone can do it. You get in and put your foot on the gas petal. Doesn’t sound that hard to me. That’s why there are so many characters to choose from in F-Zero. Get a clue Captain! Anybody could take your place with a weeks worth of training. You want speed? The only way to truly have speed is to train up for it and have it yourself. I’ll take you up on your  [ Read More ]

Man, I am fast. You think you’re fast? You think beating Twilight Princess in under 30 hours is fast? Well I so totally have you beat! I am the king of fast. I am so fast it’s not even funny. That’s right, I am faster the humor!!!! I’m just whippin’ around corners, yippee! How many people do you know, that can start out the race in 20th place and be in 1st by the end of lap one? Yeah, that’s me. Did you see my last race? Did ya? Did ya? It was amazing, if I do say so myself. I am sweet. That’s all I gotta say. The best racing game on the planet is F-Zero, and there ain’t no buts about that. You think Mario Kart is a racing game? Think again. It puts me to sleep. It’s kinda like all these new “action” movies that are coming  [ Read More ]