Blogging While Paused » Toad http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com where video game characters speak out Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:48:04 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Who is the cutest of them all? http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/12/24/who-is-the-cutest-of-them-all/ http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/12/24/who-is-the-cutest-of-them-all/#comments Mon, 24 Dec 2007 11:16:20 +0000 Toad http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/12/24/who-is-the-cutest-of-them-all/   [ Read More ]]]> This is really starting to bother me. Yoshi and I are good pals, we go way back, but recently I have heard a rumor that more people think that Yoshi is cuter than I am. Now I am pretty darn cute and I’m not saying Yoshi isn’t, it’s just that… well, I don’t think he could ever be as cute as I am. Here’s why:

  1. Yoshi is green. Look at the poor kid, with a body that green you can’t help but feel sorry for him. green is just a hard color to love.
  2. Yoshi has a big nose. Has anyone taken a moment to look at Yoshi’s nose? You can’t miss it, even if you wanted too! It’s the size of a walrus! I know he can’t help it, but I mean, it’s just far too large to be cute.
  3. Yoshi wears a saddle. This indicates that Yoshi is meant to be ridden as a beast of burden. Oxen and donkeys are beasts of burden. They usually are filthy creatures and never seen as cute. A cute creature is something that doesn’t do work. That’s how we stay cute, we stay out of the mud and away from filthy islands.

Okay, so maybe I’m a little jealous about Yoshi having his own island, but I can get over that, because I’m super cute and he isn’t, right?

Am I right? Or is this too egotistical of me? Comment below and let me know who’s cuter.

]]> http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/12/24/who-is-the-cutest-of-them-all/feed/ 0 It’s Electric http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/07/18/its-electric/ http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/2007/07/18/its-electric/#comments Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:10:05 +0000 Toad http://www.bloggingwhilepaused.com/?p=21 My body is numb. I feel all tingly. I think I played two dozen soccer games today… which I estimate to have sent roughly 18 hundred Gig-a-watts through my poor body. Every time I got the ball I was smashed into the wall. I finally began running away from the ball, but even if I was on the opposite side of the field, there was always someone there shoving me against the electric fence of a wall.

I have 3 dozen bones in my body. I counted them. I had ample opportunity to count them. I could see every one of them glowing bright white inside of my quickly cooking body. I’m beginning to smell like sautéed mushrooms. Maybe I should just go bathe myself in butter.

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