I can’t figure it out! Things were going so well at first! I mean, sure, Ness had the upper hand for a while, and there was that Deku Nut incident, but we got that turned around pretty fast. Kirby got off his Final Smash, and we planned it out, so I was able to dodge that no problem. Actually, I kind of suggested that as a ploy. I wanted the food that I knew would come from it to recover from everything that happened so far. That way I’d be able to finish Kirby in short order.

I lost sight of him after that, but I had something else on my mind. I’d wanted to use a Pokeball before (when I wound up with a Deku Nut instead), and I still wanted to break one out. I left Kirby to his own devices and started to scour around for items (which are always a bit scarce after that Final Smash for some reason).

There was a pause in there, and usually I don’t like it when that happens, but it gave me a chance to spot a crate. As soon as things got moving I bolted over there to break it open, and I spotted Kirby run past me from behind. “Oh, sweet!” I thought, “Now I know right where he is! He’s gonna be sooo–”

My thoughts were interrupted by more teeth of larger size than I’ve ever experienced in my life. I’m still not entirely sure where they came from, what they were doing there, or how that thing managed to sneak up on me so perfectly, but I did figure out one thing. It was KIRBY’S FAULT! He led that thing right to me!

I tell ya, next time we step into the ring, it’s not gonna be pretty!

Just wanted to be THE FIRST to wish you a Happy New Year!

As we begin another year I just want you know that I haven’t lost the touch. Some people (warning: strong language) have been saying I need to give up the saga for years already. But I’m still the fastest character SEGA has ever made and I still got years of life left in me! Maybe even decades!

Anyway, just wanted to wish you a Happy New Year. Hope it’s a good one!

Catch ya laters!

Not really one for blogging myself, but when news reached me about Captain Slow-Poke’s post, I needed to correct a few issues.

First off, Captain Falcon is not the fastest person on the planet. As a matter of fact, he doesn’t even drive the fastest car on the planet. Anybody can out race Captain Falcon, some of us can even do it on foot.

The thing about racing in cars, is that anyone can do it. You get in and put your foot on the gas petal. Doesn’t sound that hard to me. That’s why there are so many characters to choose from in F-Zero. Get a clue Captain! Anybody could take your place with a weeks worth of training.

You want speed? The only way to truly have speed is to train up for it and have it yourself. I’ll take you up on your offer. Let’s go to a track, you and me. First one to 300 laps wins.You know what? I’ll even run the outside lane, and let you run the inside lane. I’ll still be done long before you will be.

The only person capable of matching my speed is Shadow. And on most days I can beat him, but it’s not always easy.

So kids, if you are looking for speed, don’t be taken in by some cheap marketing and hat tricks, stick with the true blue, go Sonic!