I love the idea of it–you run around and eat as much as you can in a competition. Should be great, right? Well, sometimes you have to eat things so quickly you don’t even get a chance to taste them. And considering how fast I like to eat, that’s saying something!

The other problem is that once I eat, I usually like to take a second to… you know, enjoy it? Savor the taste, let it start to digest, stuff like that… You don’t get a chance to do that while you’re racing. Even when you finish, you usually have to go straight to the next race before you get a chance to rest. After the last one, I got sick for the first time in, well, ever! (I think…) All that good food gone to waste…

I didn’t even want it to be a race in the first place. That just sort of happened when I got there. I was looking forward to a leisurely stroll through a buffet, not a crazy anything-goes foot-race… Can we make it a walking race next time? Please?

I was fighting in New Pork City against Sonic and Ness, and I kept on getting K.Oed most of the time. A funny part about it is that Sonic threw a Deku Nut at me, but he said that he thought it was the Pokeball that he was about to throw. He probably forgot to check, since the items in Brawl appear randomly at the wrong time. Ness started to laugh at us for our mistakes that we caused. Sonic and I both got mad, and he let me use my Final Smash to knock Ness out, and help ourselves with the food coming out of the pot.

While I wasn’t looking, however, a weird monster with the yellow birdie on top tried to attack me. I had to dodge very wildly, not knowing the right way to dodge. I tried to stop and rest, but the monster was getting closer. I soon tripped, and the monster opened his mouth to start chewing me up, but then everything froze. Nothing moved. I couldn’t move, but neither could the monster.

The player must’ve pressed the pause button.

Everything was still, except for the background music.

As the player pressed the pause button again, I quickly dodged the big brute’s mouth, and led the monster to Sonic, who didn’t saw the monster pounce at him. He was knocked out of the screen, and I won.

So now I will apoligize to Sonic and Ness for defeating them.

No hard feelings, Ness and Sonic?

First off, I agree with Ness that us “little heroes” should have more games (That also goes to the Ice Climbers and Lucas).

Link should also have more games, but do sports and party games really fit the medieval time in Hyrule? That’s up to Link.

True, Mario’s appeared in a lot of games, but that doesn’t mean that I disagree with him. His games are famous throughout the years, and it isn’t going to change.  Still, I sometimes wish I was a playable character in Mario Kart, but it doesn’t really matter…

If that wasn’t bad enough, then there’s Samus with her complaint on me!

Kirby goes around shoving everything he sets eyes on into his mouth (without washing it off first). What kind of plot is that?

Sure, my games aren’t as “advanced and hardcore” as hers, but really? Even after in Kirby Dreamland 3, when I got rid of those Metroids for you, you still dare say something like that? (If you don’t believe me, here’s a link.  http://www.kirbysrainbowresort.net/info/cameos/samus.html )

But my plot isn’t always about eating. Sometimes I had to be used as a pinball to pass though the level. Another time is that I needed the help of a stylus to get around because my arms and legs were removed. Then in this year’s Kirby’s Epic Yarn, air passed through me when I tried to inhale! That, miss, was really annoying. Luckily I always had a plan to “improvise” in those games. Plus, if I never ate that Time Badge in Subspace, you would still be a trophy! If you don’t remember, other games also have to eat to survive. I mean, if there were no mushrooms in the Mario games, he would have never saved the princess. If Link never that those heart cookies (or whatever they are), he would die immediately. Even Pac-Man needs food to pass through the levels. Speaking of plot, most Nintendo characters at least know who their parents are! I mean, if I  knew where I had come from, I wouldn’t be called a “puffball” or a “marshmallow”.

*sigh* If only my canceled SNES game Kid Kirby wasn’t canceled.

Anywho, I’m not taking sides on this. Besides, it’s the season to be happy, not to be mad at each other. So then I’ll forgive Samus if she forgives me back.