Stop healing you vain monster!

Cloud — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 20:00:22 +0000

“Don’t go fight Sephiroth.” “You’re not ready to fight Sephiroth.” “Sephiroth is sooo hard to beat.”

So I don’t always listen to you, fine, but you know what? I want to make my own mistakes. And you know what? I have. I’ve made a lot. That’s right, a lot, how many of your friends did you have killed today?

I thought so. Now shut up and listen.

I will tell you right now, Sephiroth is not scary, not difficult, and definitely not a threat to humanity. This monster couldn’t attack a stone statue. (trust me, I know. Tifa has been petrified for half an hour, the useless… … Anyway.)

Sephiroth is a vain minded, beauty motivated, egotistical, brain dead, pansy. I’ve been fighting him for an hour and let’s take a look at his last 10 moves: heal, heal, heal, attack (for 800 damage), heal, heal, heal, heal, heal, and heal. Thats right. In the past 10 minutes he has attacked me for 800 damage and healed himself for over 60,000 health points.

Tifa is frozen and I think Yuffie is taking a nap. (Insert eye-roll here.) Barret, Vincent, and I are actually doing pretty well together as a team. That said, for every 5000 damage we do, Sephiroth heals for 6500+. This guy is harmless. I say we leave him in this crater and go enjoy the rest of our lives on a nice beach. Goodness knows we’ve collected enough gil by now.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to release Bahamut on Tifa and then get out of here.

She’s Dead

Cloud — Sun, 28 Jan 2007 23:21:51 +0000

The fog drifted in around me. The water lapped up around my arms as I took another step deeper into the pool. Her dead body lay across my arms. I was still in shock, my legs wanted to collapse out from under me, I didn’t know what I was doing anymore. She was there, so beautiful, so loving, and that beast… that thing… I wanted to yell out but I couldn’t. What good would it do anyway. She was gone. It was all my fault too. It had to be, had I just not let her go, but she never did listen to orders. She wanted to go. She asked to come along, in fact she had insisted; jumping ahead before I could stop her. Then he came down, right from the ceiling, sword in hand.

Utter loss and despair courses through my fatigued body. What more can I do? I could hardly stand, I just wanted to give up. Helplessness flooded over me, and I released her body into the water. She slowly sank downward into the deepening pool. I couldn’t take it… …I couldn’t stand it…

I feel like I have been run over by truck. My companions had gathered about a fire and were softly talking. Companions? I had forgotten completely about my companions. Not that I cared, I was just going to stay here until I died. I would never forgive myself for what happened last night. How could this have happened? I hated him for what he had done, and I hated myself even more for not being able to stop it. It happened in slow motion, the moment replayed through my mind over and over again, there wasn’t anything I could do about it.

It won’t go away, I just want it all to end! I feel sick in the pit of my stomach. This isn’t right, something must be wrong, something must be wrong…

I don’t want to live anymore. I’m helpless. She’s dead! She died because that sick beast just wanted to get revenge upon me. Why couldn’t I stop it! Why didn’t he just take his anger out on me, why did he drag her into it? Was it because she was an ancient? No, it was because I loved her… I can never forgive myself.

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Stop healing you vain monster!

She’s Dead