This must be some sort of mistake on the paperwork, I distinctly remember checking the “Lightweight” checkbox on the registration form. Something must have gone wrong. I have weighed myself, and I have no weight, because my being doesn’t physically exist in this dimension of space. It’s odd, I know, but it works. Trust me.

I must say, I do drive a heavy kart, but that cart can’t make that much difference. I mean, if the kart was as heavy as they make it sound, then Pete’s Kart wouldn’t be able to move. No offense Pete, but your kart has to be light, or else adding your weight to it would cause it to crawl along the pavement like a dead caterpillar.

I tried to have it changed when I found out what happened, but they have some sort of policy against that, so I guess I’m stuck with it. Oh well, there is always next time.