Blogging While Paused

Cryogenics is a really crappy way of passing the time. You’d think that it’s kinda like sleeping, well, it is… kinda. You’d also think that you’re not suppose to feel like time is passing. At least, that’s what they tell you. But I’m pretty sure the cryo chamber is damaged, because I can still sense that time is passing… for pete’s sake, I’m writing a freaking blog post about it!

I’m not going to lie, it’s really boring. It’s really, really boring.

It’s like a billion freaking years of nothing! I dare you to try it. I dare you to try it for 10 minutes. Go, grab an egg timer, turn off the TV, turn off your music, dim your monitor, set the timer for 10 minutes, close your eyes and wait. Wait until the timer goes off.

I’ll wait for you.

How was that? Did you last the whole 10 minutes? Did it seem like a year? Did you fall asleep? I challenge anyone to sleep for a year solid.

I just hope someone finds me soon. This got old a few months ago.