See here. And I am totally going to win. Not to say that no one else is any good, it’s just that, I am the fastest, and if Mario thinks he can keep up with me, well… that’s just not even physically possible. I can outrun his kart with ease, I routinely play frisbee by myself, I am so fast it isn’t even funny. So stand back Mario and watch a real runner go. Because I can run.
