Blogging While Paused

The only thing I hate more than noobs, are noobs who think they can take on Legendary. These people come in, having never played Halo before. Never! In fact, some of them have never even played a first person shooter. This is the generation that grew up on Pokemon.

And it’s killing me.

Literally.

Legendary is called “Legendary” for a reason. And this reason is: IT’S REALLY FREAKING HARD!!! Let’s not forget that. Legendary is a mode made for people who spend their entire life playing Halo and have become so good at the game that they can play through the entire thing blindfolded. And even then, it’s a challenge!

When these newbies come on and start playing Legendary, I die. Not just once, no, I die multiple times. Over and over again.

Dying is painful! I’m not going to lie. Getting shot in the head 18 times in a row, is not only humiliating, but very painful. It hurts! I’m assuming most of you have never been shot in the head. In fact, most of you have never really been shot at all. But this is my life. I am constantly being shot at, and I am constantly shooting back. But if I am at the mercy of someone who doesn’t know what they are doing, I’m going to get clobbered.

So  do me a favor, stick to the easier levels until you know what you are doing. Please!

I don’t mean to be anti-female, but oh my goodness! Peach should not be allowed to drive! I was coming around the corner of Luigi’s Raceway (my favorite track) when she came flying out of nowhere, hardly keeping control of her car, and smashes into the side of me! I spun out and was nailed by Browser and the whole thing was a mess.

This isn’t an isolated incident. She’s done this before, and not just to me, to anyone who just so happens to be in her way.

The accidents never help her either. It would be one thing if she would run me over and take off to the finish line, or something of that sort, but when she continually is coming up in last place, this isn’t good for anybody!

I’ve tried to talk to her about it, but she won’t listen. She says her driving is fine, and she rarely makes any mistakes. She probably has her eyes closed, thats the only real way to explain it.

I don’t know what we can do, but we have to do something, or someone is going to get hurt!