So I’m paused while fighting the Omega Pirate, and I’ve been standing around for the better part of forty-five minutes now and I have basically come to the realization that I have no friends.
It’s really rather sad. Here I am, risking my butt to save this stupid planet, when in all reality, there isn’t a creature on this planet that doesn’t want me dead! Why should I even get involved? What harm would come of just nuking the place?
See, this I don’t understand. When Link saves Hyrule, he’s saving the people there. Mario goes out to save Peach. Me? I go out and kill things that want me dead. Sure, I’m a bounty-hunter, but why can’t I just blow up the planet? If the planet goes, so will the creatures on it, no harm done to me. Job done, it’s party time! I don’t have to fight these bosses if I just blow them to high heaven.
I wouldn’t mind if there were people here to save. That might even be kinda fun. Playing hero to a receptive audience would be a great change of pace. I like the lone bounty-hunter work, but sometimes I am just looking to enjoy some company. It gets pretty lonely in these far reaches of space.
Maybe I’ve just been paused for too long.
